Pick one or combine all. Good luck!
I obsess over Law and Order.They stay on the DVRecorder.Fred Thompson has left,And now I'm bereft.And also those shmoo things really freak my shit out because they have no arms. That's not okay.
Here is a little Fred sonnet:He looks like Wallace and GrommitHis expression’s a joke,He looks like he’ll chokeOn somebody else’s vomit(This is funnier with hyperlinks, but I don't seem to be able to include them in my comment.)
An emailed submission:From Jeff O'Donnell Guiliani’s a little too crassAnd Romney’s a bit upper classThe thought of McCain,Just leaves me in PainFred Thompson, get off of your ass!
you can use hyperlinks by doing this:1. start with this tag: a href="http://danbuck.blogspot.com" (or wherever you want to goPut that whole thing inside these brackets <>. 2. Then put the text you want to be hyperlinked. in my example: The coolest website EVER.3. Use this as a closeing tag: /a Again put that tag inside <>And you should get this:The coolest website EVER
All the rock fans in pain knowThe boys have gone soft in their main showNo rock; it's all folkI just heard them invoke"There's a kiss at the end of the rainbow"
Instantly joining heavn's troopAre the nursery attendants groupTreasures in heaven?Shirt change number sevenHere's your crown; it's covered in puke
Just call me an NPR sinnerTheir programs make me lose my dinnerThey'd truly be winnersIf they just played some SkynyrdAt last they'd have *all* things considered
Giuliani makes me want to vomitWhile Romney induces some vomitHuckabee causes vomitWhile McCain makes me vomitAnd Fred Thompson? I just want to vomit
Your kid just pissed a Lake Erie,My lap is now covered in hot pee,And now I will wager,You're ignoring the pager,COME GET YOUR DAMN KID OR SO HELP ME!
N to the P to the R,Is on when I have to drive far,Ira, Tavis, and Keillor,Soothe me into...zzzzzzz,Oh hell, I just crashed my car!
A big thank you, Mr. BuckFor crashing Ole Scotty's truckYour limerick topicsAre never myopic...Wiki says 'shmoo' came from 'schmuck'joey
The Shmoon are shaped like bowling pins,And it seems like they've limitless grins,They double as food(They taste great when stewed)The only thing better is: Twins!
Oops. That one was me, too.joey
Spinal Tap had the schmalz,Plus bass player Derek Smalls.With the ladies he was a hit,By getting his pants to fit,And showing off his cucumber and balls.Spinal Tap could crank it up to eleven,But oddly all their drummers ended up in heaven.And just like the boys from the band,I share with them something grand: On certain days, we eat bread that is unleaven.
To Dad I'm a democrat flunkie.To Wife I'm her smart little hunky.At parties I floatWitty stories of note,Cause I'm just an NPR junkie.
Let's try it again, and see if I can do the hyperlink thing:Here is a little Fred sonnet:He looks like Wallace and GrommitHis expression’s a joke,He looks like he’ll chokeOn somebody else’s vomit
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