He came to fame as Mike Seaver Then became a well-known believer But for what it's worth If it's just him defending earth I wouldn't be Left Behind either
If the elderly viewers hadn't cared to call Lawrence Welk's gay charade wouldn't air at all But before syndication Check this prognostication: Their show's frickin' sponsored by Geritol!
I also must add that I found that picture on a Lawrence Welk tribute site that features -- I kid you not -- fan fiction. *Fan Fiction* of the Lawrence Welk show. I can just picture some Dungeons and Dragons-esque teenager salivating over the latest salacious tales of accordion player Myron Floren.
"Celtic Women" DVD is for sale So I expect to see Irish chicks wail Instead I see the lives Of the middle-aged wives Of Larry Bird, Robert Parish, and McHale
There once was a man named Lawrence, Whose band never played Florence, But his accordion would sing, At many a German wing-ding, As to the polkas there was no abhorrence.
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If you like the story of Boudica,
Drivng Romans from Eastern Britainica,
I might just suggest
at Enya's request,
A Celtic hymn played on my harmonica.
Wow, that's bad.
He came to fame as Mike Seaver
Then became a well-known believer
But for what it's worth
If it's just him defending earth
I wouldn't be Left Behind either
For watching Mr. Belding teach
Those teenagers got a million bucks each
But after a few years
It bored us to tears
Their careers all came to a screech
If the elderly viewers hadn't cared to call
Lawrence Welk's gay charade wouldn't air at all
But before syndication
Check this prognostication:
Their show's frickin' sponsored by Geritol!
I also must add that I found that picture on a Lawrence Welk tribute site that features -- I kid you not -- fan fiction. *Fan Fiction* of the Lawrence Welk show. I can just picture some Dungeons and Dragons-esque teenager salivating over the latest salacious tales of accordion player Myron Floren.
"Celtic Women" DVD is for sale
So I expect to see Irish chicks wail
Instead I see the lives
Of the middle-aged wives
Of Larry Bird, Robert Parish, and McHale
There once was a man named Lawrence,
Whose band never played Florence,
But his accordion would sing,
At many a German wing-ding,
As to the polkas there was no abhorrence.
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