1. Chick-fil-a2. Generation gaps3. Cottage cheese4. Antique roadshow5. Renee Zellweger
Antiques Roadshow’s undoubtedly super,But what I’d like to see are the bloopers When Nicholas DawesDrops a priceless Ming vase,And calls for a broom and a scooper.
Went to Chick-Fil-A. I'm not their fellow;They had no cottage cheese. And no Jell-O.Later on, at a kegger,I met Miss Zellweger, But I didn't have her at "Hello."
Me, Myself and Irene.Zellweger on the silver screen.She was great in Cold Mountain,Her lips were a-poutin'You've seen her unless you're a teen.
Chick-filaI feel like some chicken so I get in my car.I drive a short distance, Chick-fila's not that far.I pull up, I'm ready.Today is the day.But alas, doors are closed, it is fucking Sunday.
The Boomers began this whole dance,Generationally taking a stance,The X-ers grew hair,The Y-ers don't care,And the Z-ers are still in my pants.
Cottage cheese - not a tasty delight,Makes my taste-buds engage in a fight,I'm allergic to curd,And in case you've not heard,The mere sight of yogurt is a fright!So I head for the Chicken-Fil-A,Where no milk products ruin my day,Driving thru for my burger,I noticed my server,None other-Zellwegger, Renee!
This fast food restaurant is my habitWhen a nugget's on my plate, I stab itBut I find it too quaintIt's my only complaintI can't get no chicken on the Sabbath?
When you say something's "bad," that means goodWhen it's "sick," it's the best in the "hood"These kids todayHave a very strange wayOf making themselves understood-izzle
After the fiftieth porcelain toadWe saw the host finally explode"You geezers are boring!The audience is snoring!You're antiques! It's a show! Hit the road!"
"still in my pants?"LMAO. Cachinnator: major props, man.
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