A maelstrom of limerick glory. All four of his entries were golden.
On Growing Pains...
He came to fame as Mike SeaverOn Saved by the Bell...
Then became a well-known believer
But for what it's worth
If it's just him defending earth
I wouldn't be Left Behind either
For watching Mr. Belding teachOn Lawrence Welk...
Those teenagers got a million bucks each
But after a few years
It bored us to tears
Their careers all came to a screech
If the elderly viewers hadn't cared to callOn Celtic Women...
Lawrence Welk's gay charade wouldn't air at all
But before syndication
Check this prognostication:
Their show's frickin' sponsored by Geritol!
"Celtic Women" DVD is for sale
So I expect to see Irish chicks wail
Instead I see the lives
Of the middle-aged wives
Of Larry Bird, Robert Parish, and McHale
Jared - Your prize...what else?
While I'm bragging on Jared, this is a video he created for a friend on their birthday. It is, in my opinion inspired.