It's an all-scatalogical, all-drunkard edition of Limerick Tuesday:The candy canes help us rememberBut way way way before DecemberThe fatigue kicks inThus prompting BlitzenTo kick Santa right in the member.Any man's got to know what it takesTo shower those urinal cakesBut Dad always told me,"Don't pee so boldly;You'll go blind after three shakes."Though sex is what most women fetch,The birth process may make some retch.For brief satisfactionsResult in contractionsAnd forgetting those marks is a stretch.Sauvignon Blanc is the bestTo have on our table, we're blessed...Oh, who am I kidding?I'm forced! It's a wedding!Can't somebody get me a Pabst?!?
To be friends yule have to agree,Don't pee in that urinal by me.For no Season's GreetingsCan make right the sprinklingsThat spray me whenever you wee.
TRAGIC LIMERICK TALE OF THE SMART ASSIn writing limerick topics too fastUnexposed Granite spoke like a smart ass.This blog friend of mineSaid all women whine.And now this poor boy's failed my class!
It’s been only six days since HalloweenBut I’m already seeing red, white, and greenIn every window and storeIt really makes my eyes soreHave they forgotten all about Thanksgiving?
by the time a cherry has been poppedyou might start to wish you had stoppedrealize what you did-now you have a kid!that's why i am going to adopt.
There once was wine from Nantucket,And of course in came in a bucket,The price was so low,That in the dark it did glow,The hangover's so bad you can't duck it.
How about the d.drummer's limerick,Could she be that smart of a chick.To poetically whineAnd show some real spineAgainst Dan's parenthetical schtick.
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