The "Scary Morality Myth Reference" Award goes to... Jared Pike
The "If You're Going to Insult the Judge, Be Pithy" Award goes to ... The Dada Drummer and Shane Alexander.
I'm the kind of guy who you can say anything to, as long as it's clever. I am also under the mistaken impression that I can say anything to other people, as long as it's clever. I got beat up in junior high... often. Anyway, props to DADA DRUMMER for calling me out in rhyme. And special props to SHANE for his response to DADA in limerick form. No better way to start a Wednesday than with dialectical limerickry.
The Dada Drummer:
TRAGIC LIMERICK TALE OF THE SMART ASS
How about the d.drummer's limerick, Could she be that smart of a chick. To poetically whine And show some real spine Against Dan's parenthetical schtick.
And finally, I wanted to give the urinal etiquette topic a try:
With urinals it is always wise,
To pick one not near other guys,
Look up or look down,
Don't make any sounds,
But customary urinal sighs.