Does God care about skin and perspiration?Do Christian beauty products offer Salvation? St. Peter may chastise meBut it’ll MIGHTY surprise meIf Luther was talking about THAT kind of FOUNDATION!
Some people think they're mighty cleverThey'll talk their way into ForeverIt'll surprise joke tellersWhether hev'ners or hellersThat St. Peter ain't pulling the lever
My friends and I were matching witsAnd after the bell came the blitz"Two corn!" "One wheat!"Kicked the table with my feet;Spilled some coffee. That stain's the Pits
Were the church women in one accord?It seems "quiet spirits" got outscoredThey argued about modestyBut one spoke up honestly,"Forget that; I'm lookin' good for the Lord!"
O God! I dread eternal pits of fire!Saints preserve me from hellish quagmire!But its not sin I mean--It's something less clean--My fearsome tendency to perspire!
People wonder about Heaven or HellWhere they belong after death's knellI'll tell you my friendGod decides in the EndBelieve in him, and ye shall be swell
My t-shirt is ruined I think,I remember it used to be pink,But the sun's beating down,On top of my crown,And my pits are beginning to stink.
Some people worry about Hell,They've heard it can last quite a spell.So they listen to sermonsA bad preacher determinesWill induce guilt when he starts to yell.
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