Here are your topics:
- TV Christmas Specials
- Final Exams
- This guy...
As always, you may cover multiple topics half-assedly (like the Golden Corral of Limerickry) or you may just do one topic with aplomb (Like the Krispy Kreme of Limerickry).
Here's my shot at Transub.:
Well, I'll step back away so my hard drive doesn't get fried by the lightning.
The catholics believe, as some of you know
That raising wine and bread is more than a show
Even though it's habitual
I think it's just ritual
Because it still tastes like six-dollar merlot.