October 24, 2007

Limerick Tuesday II - The Results

THE RESULTS

LIMERICK TUESDAY II
was a huge success! Lots of entrants, and many very good ones. It would be too difficult to rank the winning entries in first second and third, so I'm awarding winners in three categories. This week we have REAL prizes! And by real I mean imagined/ virtual / not-at-all-real prizes.

FOR EXCELLENCE IN THEOLOGICAL LIMERICKERY (a tie)

The Dada Drummer

A Believer's Baptism's the best says Pete Preacher.
"The converted sinner's choice is the main feature!"
But Salvation's all Grace
Where's our merit? No trace!
"O let the children come to me," says The Teacher!

Matt Oquist

infant baptism by immersion
may seem an extreme form of coercion
though sometimes they tinkle
when you try to sprinkle
the sacrament defies such assertion

  • Your adroit ecclesiastical observations set to bawdy Irish rhyme have earned you... THIS FABULOUS PRIZE!!


FOR EXCELLENCE IN CONGLOMERATE LIMERCIKERY

Shane Alexander said...

Pedobaptists of this kind or that,
Cite precedents for sprinkling a brat.
But no major domo,
Not Aikman nor Romo,
Could excuse dunking Chester's young cat.


FOR EXCELLENCE IN FRITO-LAY PRODUCT PLACEMENT LIMERICKERY

lindsay e said...

i simply can't dote on a cheeto
without showing love to a frito
and then there are lays
i could eat those for days
and let’s not forget the dorito.

  • Your lyrical depiction of an unhealthy predilection for snack foods has earned you... THIS FABULOUS PRIZE!!

WINNERS: Please leave a comment or message me (at right) with your topic for next week's contest.

EVERYBODY: Thanks for playing and be sure to come back to Unexposed Granite and tell all your friends, both of them.

Buck out.

3 comments:

Shane Alexander said...

I am honored to be a winner. I would be more honored to be the winner, but really, I am still, say 25%, honored. As per next weeks entrée of Limerickery (an even funnier word than Limerick), I suggest: Seinfieldisms (and the nerds who insert them into almost every conversation).

Meatball said...

Do you ever end entries with "Buck off"?

You should.

no, not amelia. said...

my topic: cat ladies.