This week... let's go with all Christmas Movie topics! I've chosen five Christmas films - a gem each one - to make sure everyobody has at least one topic with which they are familiar. Good luck!
For newcomers - pick one and write a limerick about it. Or combine a few.
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They say it's a wonderful life
of frustration and sorrow and strife
but if friends are around
and a bell makes a sound
then happiness will always be rife
I've never said it, but all limericks should have a PG-13 or kinder rating.
I had to delete one for going a little far, but it was pretty F'ing good. :)
To the deleted poster, please try another one.
While I'm hurt I was censored on the Internet of all mediums, I do offer this substitute limerick...
A hero would come it was once foretold,
And he'd be dressed up all in red and gold.
He'd fight a mob and disgruntled postal carrier,
Latching onto a toy like a pitbull terrier
Leaving the crowd chanting loudly: "Ah-nold!"
The days of James Stewart have passed
Mike Keaton’s career ended fast
Die Hard tried to thrill us
(What you talkin’ ‘bout, Willis?)
And Arnold stopped acting at last
My favorite movie is not on the list
Heart warming, no; still not to be missed!
"Bad Santa" is rude
In fact definitely crude
But I still feel a little bit dissed.
--How many Baylor Blogs am I going to post on... Must focus on work...
(I wrote a lovely little limerick about bell rings and angel wings...but the sweetness of it all was a bit much. So I'm submitting this lamer limerick instead!)
There once was a copy named Maclane
Who flew to L.A. six hours on a plane.
On a tower called Nakatomi
He told Hans Gruber "bologni!"
Yippee-kay-ya! This dude is insane!
Typo! That should say "a COP named Maclane". Though considering the muliple sequels, perhaps we can call this a Freudian slip! :)
Ol' Jimmy makes Donna Reed swoon
All it takes a sweet little tune
If it were a current movie
They'd have lots more nudity
*Then* dance by the light of the moon!
In "Die Hard," the stunt work's ornate
And "Wonderful Life" might be great
But the pic of the year
Is "Scrooged," and it's clear
That the reason is Bobcat Goldthwait
Can I just go ahead and nominate Jared Pike's second limerick as the winner?????
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