tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16932320.post2384382501359858157..comments2023-08-09T03:24:06.638-06:00Comments on Unexposed Granite: LIMERICK TUESDAY VI - Thanksgiving EditionDAN BUCKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04740369308981473978noreply@blogger.comBlogger7125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16932320.post-67871758826314271562007-11-21T14:21:00.000-06:002007-11-21T14:21:00.000-06:00According to my sources a limerick follows the for...According to my sources a limerick follows the format:<BR/><BR/>Long line ending in rhyme A<BR/>Long line ending in rhyme A<BR/>Short line/rhyme B<BR/>Short line/rhyme B<BR/>Long line ending in rhyme A<BR/><BR/>Not sure what "anon" thinks a limerick is, but, he/she is right about one thing... hers/his is not one.<BR/><BR/>Somehow our topic has mutated into Heavy Petting at Thanksgiving. Which I DAN BUCKhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04740369308981473978noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16932320.post-9884354675921877382007-11-21T14:17:00.000-06:002007-11-21T14:17:00.000-06:00Bowed my head as the dinner was blest,Still thinki...Bowed my head as the dinner was blest,<BR/>Still thinking 'bout my girlfriend undressed<BR/>Put my hand on her leg, started working up high <BR/>When her Dad said "Hey! you can't have that thigh."<BR/><BR/>--this is not technically a limerick, but neither ar the others.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16932320.post-58203682920883874652007-11-21T11:40:00.000-06:002007-11-21T11:40:00.000-06:00A response to CARVER:On this Thursday of Peace and...A response to CARVER:<BR/><BR/>On this Thursday of Peace and Rest<BR/>We eat Turkey and count ourselves blest<BR/>I'm at her 'rents table<BR/>Across from aunt mable<BR/>And her dad asks me if I'd like a breastDAN BUCKhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04740369308981473978noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16932320.post-8947898805543287452007-11-21T11:25:00.000-06:002007-11-21T11:25:00.000-06:00Thanksgiving is a day for carving,For a family tha...Thanksgiving is a day for carving,<BR/>For a family that is starving.<BR/>But lo and behold,<BR/>Is Carver that bold?<BR/>My eyes must be misobserving.<BR/><BR/>Good thing I have my carving knife handy!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16932320.post-33703040433482350132007-11-21T08:17:00.000-06:002007-11-21T08:17:00.000-06:00Thanksgiving Day at the girlfriend’s house,In her ...Thanksgiving Day at the girlfriend’s house,<BR/>In her room, we’re quiet as a mouse,<BR/>Her folks like me well,<BR/>But her father would yell,<BR/>If he saw my hand under her blouse.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16932320.post-54411222504634286222007-11-21T08:12:00.000-06:002007-11-21T08:12:00.000-06:00The stuffing and turkey and hamContain lots of try...The stuffing and turkey and ham<BR/>Contain lots of tryptophan<BR/>And I'm starting to doze...<BR/>'Cause as everyone knows...<BR/>It makes.... you.... zzzzzzzz......Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16932320.post-77162501052812148312007-11-20T20:51:00.000-06:002007-11-20T20:51:00.000-06:00The President pardoned our turkey,Which left Thank...The President pardoned our turkey,<BR/>Which left Thanksgiving plans quite murky.<BR/>So we served tofu<BR/>That was hard to chew.<BR/>Boy, that faux bird tasted quirky.Shane Alexanderhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07557037116868671882noreply@blogger.com